When family is away..

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"Family is Away" ke side effects :


- Wake up late so as to get late for office everyday ( boss is very angry)

- Avoid even washing your face forget about bath

- Take whatever you lay your hands on in breakfast that too in office.

- Increase intake of breakfast so as to avoid lunch

- Take something odd at evening so as to kill the dinner

- Watch TV endlessly / Read endlessly (whatever suits you)

- Booze.

- Laptop rules the roost. Need to recharge it every hour.It plays multimedia;)

- Enjoy your ruffled up home.

- Locating even basic things takes time :(

- Costly dinner as you take your few friends along with you for a company.

Never miss anybody, if you do, you wont be able to do any of the above and you will mess up your life.

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